Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Block E Skyway

"It's probably not the computer, dipshit."
"God, you're a dipshit."

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Minneapolis Convention Center

"I got that shit DONE!"
"Four to five weeks 'n shit."
"I be needin' a break."
"Fuck yeah, eight bags of that shit!"
"Cool, son."
"That's it....that's all."
"I ain't even gots to say it."
"Suzuki booth."

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Outside Target Center

"You won't be laughing when Sparky's driving a fucking minivan."

IDS Center

"Fuck the Department of Transportation."

Block E Skyway

"I forgot what I was going to say..."
"Oh, I remember..."
"Yeah, yeah she's a sanctimonious bitch."

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Target Checkout

"I'm all heated."
"At Target trying not to cuss no one out."
"At Target."
"At yo job."
"Yeah...um...um...um...$80 limit."
"EVERY CENT!"
"What song?"
"I SAID, what song?"

Friday, December 16, 2011

IDS Center

"No, those are salt water fish."