5th & Hennepin

"Great. I'll call you on Thursday. What was your first name again? Whao! Okay. I guess I can try to remember that."

Brackett Park

"We put a man on the moon but we can't get an IT guy down there!"

thanks to: Barrett Haroldson

Hennepin Avenue

"If people are going to be showing up, then they need to shut the fuck up."

Bruegger's Bagels

"...if you know what's good for you...there are over 143 sex offenders in my zip code...143!"

331 Club in Northeast

"We met at a skatepark......in the women's bathroom."

Outside Target Center

::Standing on corner holding cell phone out in front of face::

"YOU'RE A TOTAL FUCKING BITCH, BITCH!!!"

Somewhere in the Skyway

"Okay, so we'll just pop in. Okay, so next week I'll be in town and we'll go over and just pop in. I'll see you next week. Yeah, we'll just pop in. Oh yeah, yep, yep...we'll just pop in."

Ramp C Elevator

"...I'm in the elevator so I don't want to bore all these people with the details of this...Yah, yah, I don't think these people care ab...What? No, I'm just saying because I'm in the elevator...Now you're getting it."

::As the doors open, this perfect stranger looks over at me with a smile, winks and departs the elevator::

At Work

"No no no no no no no don't order another drink! Don't order another drink. I'm leaving right now. Okay? Right now. Okay bye. Okay.....bye."