Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Ramp C Elevator
"Is your dad there I need to talk to him."
"Yeah, did Nate get ahold of you?"
"Nate."
"Oh yeah, Steve. Did Steve get ahold of you?"
"When's he coming?"
"A.M.?!!"
"Fuck."
::hangs up phone::
"Yeah, did Nate get ahold of you?"
"Nate."
"Oh yeah, Steve. Did Steve get ahold of you?"
"When's he coming?"
"A.M.?!!"
"Fuck."
::hangs up phone::
North Memorial Medical Center
(In elevator filled with children)
"She ain't havin' no baby...she ain't even...she sleep!"
"Full of all them drugs...I told her...now baby sleep and shit."
"Usually you dilate to three - then straight up to seven - then boom."
"Naw, she sleep."
"Fuck. Aye, aye, aye, yeah."
::starts to walk out of elevator::
"Wha? Shit. Oh. This ain't even my flo. I'm on the next flo. Hahahahaha!!!
"Peace, girl."
"She ain't havin' no baby...she ain't even...she sleep!"
"Full of all them drugs...I told her...now baby sleep and shit."
"Usually you dilate to three - then straight up to seven - then boom."
"Naw, she sleep."
"Fuck. Aye, aye, aye, yeah."
::starts to walk out of elevator::
"Wha? Shit. Oh. This ain't even my flo. I'm on the next flo. Hahahahaha!!!
"Peace, girl."
North Memorial Medial Center
"I got an envelope in my muthafuckin' back pocket with my muthafuckin' name on it."
"Dat muthafucka got him a fifth-degree assault on it."
"Can't be up dat building sittin' on a fifth!"
"Not like dat!"
"Shit."
"Shit."
"Shit."
"Fuck."
"Dat muthafucka got him a fifth-degree assault on it."
"Can't be up dat building sittin' on a fifth!"
"Not like dat!"
"Shit."
"Shit."
"Shit."
"Fuck."
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Downtown Target
"Sorry about that, man. I'm sorry, man. Had a gland swell up in the back of my jaw... Is it covered? Shit, I don't know!"
Monday, June 28, 2010
4th Street & First Avenue
"Hello....Nope....Didn't even check it....Nope....I never check your messages....You're a douche..."
Friday, June 11, 2010
Potbelly Sandwich Shop
"That's what happens when you fight a bitch who ain't never been in a fight before. Yah. Crazy shit."
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
Perkins Family Restaurant
"I don't care."
"Don't tell anyone."
"I had to leave."
"Bobby's kid was a complete pain in the ass."
"Bobby Jr."
"Had to get out of there."
"Yeah, bye."
::Hangs up phone::
"Cocksucker."
"Don't tell anyone."
"I had to leave."
"Bobby's kid was a complete pain in the ass."
"Bobby Jr."
"Had to get out of there."
"Yeah, bye."
::Hangs up phone::
"Cocksucker."
Outside Target Center
::Man standing next to his luggage, yelling::
"Well when you say on the phone you're going to pick me up, and you DON'T show up to pick me up, that means you FUCKED up!"
"There's no other way to put it."
"There's no other way to put it."
"There's no other..."
"Well when you say on the phone you're going to pick me up, and you DON'T show up to pick me up, that means you FUCKED up!"
"There's no other way to put it."
"There's no other way to put it."
"There's no other..."
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Ramp C Elevator
"I've just been relying on potions because my guy doesn't have wind yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Level 12."
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