Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Block E Skyway

"It's probably not the computer, dipshit."
"God, you're a dipshit."

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Minneapolis Convention Center

"I got that shit DONE!"
"Four to five weeks 'n shit."
"I be needin' a break."
"Fuck yeah, eight bags of that shit!"
"Cool, son."
"That's it....that's all."
"I ain't even gots to say it."
"Suzuki booth."

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Outside Target Center

"You won't be laughing when Sparky's driving a fucking minivan."

IDS Center

"Fuck the Department of Transportation."

Block E Skyway

"I forgot what I was going to say..."
"Oh, I remember..."
"Yeah, yeah she's a sanctimonious bitch."

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Target Checkout

"I'm all heated."
"At Target trying not to cuss no one out."
"At Target."
"At yo job."
"Yeah...um...um...um...$80 limit."
"EVERY CENT!"
"What song?"
"I SAID, what song?"

Friday, December 16, 2011

IDS Center

"No, those are salt water fish."

City Center Skyway

"What you fail to recognize is that the world doesn't revolve around yo ass."
"What's that got to do with it?"
"You DAMN right I'm a woman."
"Shit."

Downtown Target

"I'm on my way to the fucking Byerly's, okay?"

Hennepin Avenue

"Walking down Hennepin...this bitch...this fucking bitch...this fucking BLACK bitch...you can't believe it...I'm spaced the fuck out on it and shit."

First Avenue

"She's only two. She's a dumb ass."

Thursday, March 24, 2011

First Avenue & 5th Street

"You betta call a lawyer cuz I'm gonna keel dat bitch."

Friday, February 11, 2011

Lumber Exchange Building Skyway

"You should just meet me up in the fuckin' skyway somewhere!"
"Right now!"
"Right now."
"Don't care...it's...it's......it's fuckin'..."
"It's fuckin' cold!"
"I ain't tryin' to be all outside nowhere!"
"Right now"
"Shit."

::hangs up::

"Shit."

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Loon Cafe

"Well...We're going skinny dipping, so, I'll fuck you then. Yeah. Wet."

IDS Center Skyway

"Let the ass-rapings BEGIN!"

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Ramp C Elevator

"Is your dad there I need to talk to him."
"Yeah, did Nate get ahold of you?"
"Nate."
"Oh yeah, Steve. Did Steve get ahold of you?"
"When's he coming?"
"A.M.?!!"
"Fuck."
::hangs up phone::

North Memorial Medical Center

"I been knowin' dat shit fo years!"

North Memorial Medical Center

(In elevator filled with children)

"She ain't havin' no baby...she ain't even...she sleep!"
"Full of all them drugs...I told her...now baby sleep and shit."
"Usually you dilate to three - then straight up to seven - then boom."
"Naw, she sleep."
"Fuck. Aye, aye, aye, yeah."

::starts to walk out of elevator::

"Wha? Shit. Oh. This ain't even my flo. I'm on the next flo. Hahahahaha!!!
"Peace, girl."

North Memorial Medial Center

"I got an envelope in my muthafuckin' back pocket with my muthafuckin' name on it."
"Dat muthafucka got him a fifth-degree assault on it."
"Can't be up dat building sittin' on a fifth!"
"Not like dat!"
"Shit."
"Shit."
"Shit."
"Fuck."

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Downtown Target

"Sorry about that, man. I'm sorry, man. Had a gland swell up in the back of my jaw... Is it covered? Shit, I don't know!"