At Work

"No no no no no no no don't order another drink! Don't order another drink. I'm leaving right now. Okay? Right now. Okay bye. Okay.....bye."

1st Avenue

"Got a new video coming out next week. Yeah, it's called 'The Trickle.' I know. I love it too. Gonna rock."

IDS Crystal Court

"Then I said, 'Okaaaaay,' and slowly backed away ..........yeah...........I know........total fuckin' freak."

1st Ave. & 4th St.

"So, he answers the phone and he screams at me, 'I have a needle in a woman's stomach right now! What do you want?!?'"

5th & Hennepin

"Oooooohhhhhhh! Yeahhhhhhhhh! Fuck. Hell. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'll pick up day fuckin' shit my own damn self if it be dat mutha fuckin' good." Ya Heard!"

Outside The Loon

"It was a really bad time in my life. My ex was a fucking douche. And to top it all off, I wasn't allowed to paint my fucking walls. I had white fucking walls!"

On First Avenue

"Yeah...that guy...yeah...that guy...he's...he's never been very good about having clean hands... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"