Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Somewhere in the Skyway

"Okay, so we'll just pop in. Okay, so next week I'll be in town and we'll go over and just pop in. I'll see you next week. Yeah, we'll just pop in. Oh yeah, yep, yep...we'll just pop in."

Ramp C Elevator

"...I'm in the elevator so I don't want to bore all these people with the details of this...Yah, yah, I don't think these people care ab...What? No, I'm just saying because I'm in the elevator...Now you're getting it."

::As the doors open, this perfect stranger looks over at me with a smile, winks and departs the elevator::

Friday, June 12, 2009

At Work

"No no no no no no no don't order another drink! Don't order another drink. I'm leaving right now. Okay? Right now. Okay bye. Okay.....bye."

Friday, May 29, 2009

1st Avenue

"Got a new video coming out next week. Yeah, it's called 'The Trickle.' I know. I love it too. Gonna rock."

Thursday, April 30, 2009

IDS Crystal Court

"Then I said, 'Okaaaaay,' and slowly backed away ..........yeah...........I know........total fuckin' freak."

Friday, April 24, 2009

1st Ave. & 4th St.

"So, he answers the phone and he screams at me, 'I have a needle in a woman's stomach right now! What do you want?!?'"

Monday, April 13, 2009

5th & Hennepin

"Oooooohhhhhhh! Yeahhhhhhhhh! Fuck. Hell. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'll pick up day fuckin' shit my own damn self if it be dat mutha fuckin' good." Ya Heard!"