Thursday, December 10, 2009

Downtown Target - Electronics Dept.

"You learned a lot from Stan, didn't you?"
"Yes, you know, he wasn't a good man, really, but he was a decent man."
"Oh, exactly."

Friday, December 4, 2009

6th & Hennepin

"HAAAA!"
"I'm a Gemini!"
"You don't even know what that means, huh, motherfucker?"
"That means I'm coming for your ass!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Block E Skyway

"Just shut the fuck up."

Outside Sawatdee

"There's no mints!...I know, what kind of shit-hole restaurant is this?"

Monday, November 9, 2009

Nicollet Mall

"tchicka-tchicka-tchicka-tchicka-tchicka-tchicka-tchicka-tchick"

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

1st Avenue & 3rd Street

"First, I'm going to charge him twenty bucks for the gas. Then, I'm going to pickpocket another twenty because he's an asshole."

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Somewhere in Hopkins

"Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. I could barely hear you. I was in some old building that used to make mattress handles."