Ramp C Elevator

"Well, yeah, it's warm there compared to the rest of the country."
"You're so fucking stupid, you...(finished sentence in fluent Spanish)"
"You pushed the wrong...(Spanish)...now it's erased!"
"Yeah, O.K... (Spanish)...It sure does fucking blow."
"(Spanish)...Emilia...(Spanish)... the record button ...(Spanish) ...yes (Spanish) ...no!"
"(Spanish)"

St. Josephs ER waiting room

"Hello."
"NO, I'm outta town."
"I don't know, when I get there."
"I don't know, fuck off!"
"When I get there!"
::slams phone shut::

"Hello."
"I'm outta town."
"150 miles."
"NO, FUCK!"
"When I get there."
"I don't know, I'm outta town."
"Ugh, I don't have time to explain it to you."
::slams phone shut::

(man sitting with her):

"Hello?"
"No, we are out of town."
"About 150 miles."
"Oh, when we get there."
"Nope, we are outta town."
"When we get there."
"OK, fuck off."
::slams phone shut::

thanks to: Alison Beattie

DSW Shoe Store

"Is he light-skinneded?"
"Marcus."
"Hey!"
"Is he light-skinneded?"
"Yeah, dat's him."

Runyon's

"Technically, I don't think that's illegal."

Skyway near Target

"I don't know.
No.
I don't know.
Oooh, soup sounds perfect.
I don't know.
We'll just pick up the kids and drive by when it's over."

Ramp C Elevator

Woman in tears.

"If I ever did this to you, you'd never fucking forgive me...Now what am I supposed to do?"

thanks to: Alison Beattie

400 First Avenue

"Who goes to a steak dinner to break up with someone?"