::Yelling inside lobby::
"STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! NO! STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE!"
::He turns and follows me out. As I hold the door open, he calmly says::
"Thank you, Sir."
::Now outside, top of lungs::
"STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! LOOOOOOOOOOK! GET OFF MY FUCKING PHONE! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! STAY THE MOTHER FUCK OFF MY FUCKING PHONE!"
Friday, February 13, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Target Center Skyway
"Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you exactly what I need......you."
"Yes, you."
"Yes, you."
Gaviidae Common
"What's happening is people are mistaking what actually happened with what really happened."
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Ramp C Elevator
"Well, yeah, it's warm there compared to the rest of the country."
"You're so fucking stupid, you...(finished sentence in fluent Spanish)"
"You pushed the wrong...(Spanish)...now it's erased!"
"Yeah, O.K... (Spanish)...It sure does fucking blow."
"(Spanish)...Emilia...(Spanish)... the record button ...(Spanish) ...yes (Spanish) ...no!"
"(Spanish)"
"You're so fucking stupid, you...(finished sentence in fluent Spanish)"
"You pushed the wrong...(Spanish)...now it's erased!"
"Yeah, O.K... (Spanish)...It sure does fucking blow."
"(Spanish)...Emilia...(Spanish)... the record button ...(Spanish) ...yes (Spanish) ...no!"
"(Spanish)"
Monday, January 5, 2009
St. Josephs ER waiting room
"Hello."
"NO, I'm outta town."
"I don't know, when I get there."
"I don't know, fuck off!"
"When I get there!"
::slams phone shut::
"Hello."
"I'm outta town."
"150 miles."
"NO, FUCK!"
"When I get there."
"I don't know, I'm outta town."
"Ugh, I don't have time to explain it to you."
::slams phone shut::
(man sitting with her):
"Hello?"
"No, we are out of town."
"About 150 miles."
"Oh, when we get there."
"Nope, we are outta town."
"When we get there."
"OK, fuck off."
::slams phone shut::
thanks to: Alison Beattie
"NO, I'm outta town."
"I don't know, when I get there."
"I don't know, fuck off!"
"When I get there!"
::slams phone shut::
"Hello."
"I'm outta town."
"150 miles."
"NO, FUCK!"
"When I get there."
"I don't know, I'm outta town."
"Ugh, I don't have time to explain it to you."
::slams phone shut::
(man sitting with her):
"Hello?"
"No, we are out of town."
"About 150 miles."
"Oh, when we get there."
"Nope, we are outta town."
"When we get there."
"OK, fuck off."
::slams phone shut::
thanks to: Alison Beattie
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