Monday, March 9, 2009
Outside The Loon
"It was a really bad time in my life. My ex was a fucking douche. And to top it all off, I wasn't allowed to paint my fucking walls. I had white fucking walls!"
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
On First Avenue
"Yeah...that guy...yeah...that guy...he's...he's never been very good about having clean hands... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Friday, February 13, 2009
Kickernick Building
::Yelling inside lobby::
"STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! NO! STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE!"
::He turns and follows me out. As I hold the door open, he calmly says::
"Thank you, Sir."
::Now outside, top of lungs::
"STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! LOOOOOOOOOOK! GET OFF MY FUCKING PHONE! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! STAY THE MOTHER FUCK OFF MY FUCKING PHONE!"
"STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! NO! STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE!"
::He turns and follows me out. As I hold the door open, he calmly says::
"Thank you, Sir."
::Now outside, top of lungs::
"STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! LOOOOOOOOOOK! GET OFF MY FUCKING PHONE! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! STAY THE MOTHER FUCK OFF MY FUCKING PHONE!"
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Target Center Skyway
"Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you exactly what I need......you."
"Yes, you."
"Yes, you."
Gaviidae Common
"What's happening is people are mistaking what actually happened with what really happened."
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Ramp C Elevator
"Well, yeah, it's warm there compared to the rest of the country."
"You're so fucking stupid, you...(finished sentence in fluent Spanish)"
"You pushed the wrong...(Spanish)...now it's erased!"
"Yeah, O.K... (Spanish)...It sure does fucking blow."
"(Spanish)...Emilia...(Spanish)... the record button ...(Spanish) ...yes (Spanish) ...no!"
"(Spanish)"
"You're so fucking stupid, you...(finished sentence in fluent Spanish)"
"You pushed the wrong...(Spanish)...now it's erased!"
"Yeah, O.K... (Spanish)...It sure does fucking blow."
"(Spanish)...Emilia...(Spanish)... the record button ...(Spanish) ...yes (Spanish) ...no!"
"(Spanish)"
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