IDS Crystal Court

"Then I said, 'Okaaaaay,' and slowly backed away ..........yeah...........I know........total fuckin' freak."

1st Ave. & 4th St.

"So, he answers the phone and he screams at me, 'I have a needle in a woman's stomach right now! What do you want?!?'"

5th & Hennepin

"Oooooohhhhhhh! Yeahhhhhhhhh! Fuck. Hell. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'll pick up day fuckin' shit my own damn self if it be dat mutha fuckin' good." Ya Heard!"

Outside The Loon

"It was a really bad time in my life. My ex was a fucking douche. And to top it all off, I wasn't allowed to paint my fucking walls. I had white fucking walls!"

On First Avenue

"Yeah...that guy...yeah...that guy...he's...he's never been very good about having clean hands... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Kickernick Building

::Yelling inside lobby::

"STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! NO! STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE!"

::He turns and follows me out. As I hold the door open, he calmly says::

"Thank you, Sir."

::Now outside, top of lungs::

"STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! LOOOOOOOOOOK! GET OFF MY FUCKING PHONE! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! STAY THE MOTHER FUCK OFF MY FUCKING PHONE!"

Target Center Skyway

"Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you exactly what I need......you."
"Yes, you."