Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Outside The 508 Bar

"Yeah, but, you've had horrible teeth for years."

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Nicollet Mall

"I loooooooooooooove Panera!"

Friday, March 5, 2010

Perkins Family Restaurant

"I don't care."
"Don't tell anyone."
"I had to leave."
"Bobby's kid was a complete pain in the ass."
"Bobby Jr."
"Had to get out of there."
"Yeah, bye."

::Hangs up phone::

"Cocksucker."

Outside Target Center

::Man standing next to his luggage, yelling::

"Well when you say on the phone you're going to pick me up, and you DON'T show up to pick me up, that means you FUCKED up!"
"There's no other way to put it."
"There's no other way to put it."
"There's no other..."

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Outside Ramp C

"All I did was hit my sister in the face."

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Outside Target Center

"Fuck that. I'm a man. I have three pairs of shoes."

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

IDS Center Crystal Court

"Wait. Who's they?"........ "Yeah, well, fuck they and all they bullshit."