Downtown Target

"Sorry about that, man. I'm sorry, man. Had a gland swell up in the back of my jaw... Is it covered? Shit, I don't know!"

4th Street & First Avenue

"Hello....Nope....Didn't even check it....Nope....I never check your messages....You're a douche..."

Potbelly Sandwich Shop

"That's what happens when you fight a bitch who ain't never been in a fight before. Yah. Crazy shit."

Outside Kieran's Irish Pub

"Can you believe that bitch is still living in Wisconsin?"

Outside The 508 Bar

"Yeah, but, you've had horrible teeth for years."

Nicollet Mall

"I loooooooooooooove Panera!"

Perkins Family Restaurant

"I don't care."
"Don't tell anyone."
"I had to leave."
"Bobby's kid was a complete pain in the ass."
"Bobby Jr."
"Had to get out of there."
"Yeah, bye."

::Hangs up phone::

"Cocksucker."