Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Ramp C Elevator

"Is your dad there I need to talk to him."
"Yeah, did Nate get ahold of you?"
"Nate."
"Oh yeah, Steve. Did Steve get ahold of you?"
"When's he coming?"
"A.M.?!!"
"Fuck."
::hangs up phone::

North Memorial Medical Center

"I been knowin' dat shit fo years!"

North Memorial Medical Center

(In elevator filled with children)

"She ain't havin' no baby...she ain't even...she sleep!"
"Full of all them drugs...I told her...now baby sleep and shit."
"Usually you dilate to three - then straight up to seven - then boom."
"Naw, she sleep."
"Fuck. Aye, aye, aye, yeah."

::starts to walk out of elevator::

"Wha? Shit. Oh. This ain't even my flo. I'm on the next flo. Hahahahaha!!!
"Peace, girl."

North Memorial Medial Center

"I got an envelope in my muthafuckin' back pocket with my muthafuckin' name on it."
"Dat muthafucka got him a fifth-degree assault on it."
"Can't be up dat building sittin' on a fifth!"
"Not like dat!"
"Shit."
"Shit."
"Shit."
"Fuck."

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Downtown Target

"Sorry about that, man. I'm sorry, man. Had a gland swell up in the back of my jaw... Is it covered? Shit, I don't know!"

Monday, June 28, 2010

4th Street & First Avenue

"Hello....Nope....Didn't even check it....Nope....I never check your messages....You're a douche..."

Friday, June 11, 2010

Potbelly Sandwich Shop

"That's what happens when you fight a bitch who ain't never been in a fight before. Yah. Crazy shit."