Block E Starbucks

"...I'm a fucking rock star.....I fuck a lot of chicks.....yeah.....because I'm a fucking rock star."

4th & 1st Ave N

"Not so much a hard blow. But just bring it up to a soft blow. Yes. Just bring it right up to a soft blow. Yes. Soft. Then wait, because my wife will show up soon."

Downtown Target

"I'm pretty sure they know I don't have sex with men by now."