Tuesday, October 27, 2009

1st Avenue & 3rd Street

"First, I'm going to charge him twenty bucks for the gas. Then, I'm going to pickpocket another twenty because he's an asshole."

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Somewhere in Hopkins

"Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. I could barely hear you. I was in some old building that used to make mattress handles."

Bryant Lake Bowl

"You'll find him in the basement. His name is George."

Block E

"A 44 cent stamp ain't going to cover a $500 deductible."


thanks to: Tim Blevins

Monday, October 12, 2009

Block E Skyway

"Prince?...Yeah, love that paisley nigga."

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Outside Block E Starbucks

"I had to reschedule my whole fucking day so I could be in court and you could do fuck-all."


thanks to: Joel Stacy

Gaviidae Common

"And that Denise...and that Denise...that bitch...she didn't give me no pills* neither. I don't care who you are, I'll kill a mutha fucka. Shit. Like dat bitch can't give up thirty or so pills*."

*pronounced peels.