Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Target Checkout

"I'm all heated."
"At Target trying not to cuss no one out."
"At Target."
"At yo job."
"Yeah...um...um...um...$80 limit."
"EVERY CENT!"
"What song?"
"I SAID, what song?"

Friday, December 16, 2011

IDS Center

"No, those are salt water fish."

City Center Skyway

"What you fail to recognize is that the world doesn't revolve around yo ass."
"What's that got to do with it?"
"You DAMN right I'm a woman."
"Shit."

Downtown Target

"I'm on my way to the fucking Byerly's, okay?"

Hennepin Avenue

"Walking down Hennepin...this bitch...this fucking bitch...this fucking BLACK bitch...you can't believe it...I'm spaced the fuck out on it and shit."

First Avenue

"She's only two. She's a dumb ass."

Thursday, March 24, 2011

First Avenue & 5th Street

"You betta call a lawyer cuz I'm gonna keel dat bitch."

Friday, February 11, 2011

Lumber Exchange Building Skyway

"You should just meet me up in the fuckin' skyway somewhere!"
"Right now!"
"Right now."
"Don't care...it's...it's......it's fuckin'..."
"It's fuckin' cold!"
"I ain't tryin' to be all outside nowhere!"
"Right now"
"Shit."

::hangs up::

"Shit."