Friday, February 13, 2009

Kickernick Building

::Yelling inside lobby::

"STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! NO! STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE!"

::He turns and follows me out. As I hold the door open, he calmly says::

"Thank you, Sir."

::Now outside, top of lungs::

"STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! LOOOOOOOOOOK! GET OFF MY FUCKING PHONE! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! STAY THE MOTHER FUCK OFF MY FUCKING PHONE!"

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Target Center Skyway

"Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you exactly what I need......you."
"Yes, you."

Outside Butler Square

"No No No No No NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Gaviidae Common

"What's happening is people are mistaking what actually happened with what really happened."