Friday, February 13, 2009

Kickernick Building

::Yelling inside lobby::

"STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! NO! STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE!"

::He turns and follows me out. As I hold the door open, he calmly says::

"Thank you, Sir."

::Now outside, top of lungs::

"STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! LOOOOOOOOOOK! GET OFF MY FUCKING PHONE! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! STAY THE MOTHER FUCK OFF MY FUCKING PHONE!"

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