Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Loon Cafe

"Well...We're going skinny dipping, so, I'll fuck you then. Yeah. Wet."

IDS Center Skyway

"Let the ass-rapings BEGIN!"

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Ramp C Elevator

"Is your dad there I need to talk to him."
"Yeah, did Nate get ahold of you?"
"Nate."
"Oh yeah, Steve. Did Steve get ahold of you?"
"When's he coming?"
"A.M.?!!"
"Fuck."
::hangs up phone::

North Memorial Medical Center

"I been knowin' dat shit fo years!"

North Memorial Medical Center

(In elevator filled with children)

"She ain't havin' no baby...she ain't even...she sleep!"
"Full of all them drugs...I told her...now baby sleep and shit."
"Usually you dilate to three - then straight up to seven - then boom."
"Naw, she sleep."
"Fuck. Aye, aye, aye, yeah."

::starts to walk out of elevator::

"Wha? Shit. Oh. This ain't even my flo. I'm on the next flo. Hahahahaha!!!
"Peace, girl."

North Memorial Medial Center

"I got an envelope in my muthafuckin' back pocket with my muthafuckin' name on it."
"Dat muthafucka got him a fifth-degree assault on it."
"Can't be up dat building sittin' on a fifth!"
"Not like dat!"
"Shit."
"Shit."
"Shit."
"Fuck."

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Downtown Target

"Sorry about that, man. I'm sorry, man. Had a gland swell up in the back of my jaw... Is it covered? Shit, I don't know!"

Monday, June 28, 2010

4th Street & First Avenue

"Hello....Nope....Didn't even check it....Nope....I never check your messages....You're a douche..."

Friday, June 11, 2010

Potbelly Sandwich Shop

"That's what happens when you fight a bitch who ain't never been in a fight before. Yah. Crazy shit."

Outside Kieran's Irish Pub

"Can you believe that bitch is still living in Wisconsin?"

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Outside The 508 Bar

"Yeah, but, you've had horrible teeth for years."

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Nicollet Mall

"I loooooooooooooove Panera!"

Friday, March 5, 2010

Perkins Family Restaurant

"I don't care."
"Don't tell anyone."
"I had to leave."
"Bobby's kid was a complete pain in the ass."
"Bobby Jr."
"Had to get out of there."
"Yeah, bye."

::Hangs up phone::

"Cocksucker."

Outside Target Center

::Man standing next to his luggage, yelling::

"Well when you say on the phone you're going to pick me up, and you DON'T show up to pick me up, that means you FUCKED up!"
"There's no other way to put it."
"There's no other way to put it."
"There's no other..."

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Outside Ramp C

"All I did was hit my sister in the face."

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Outside Target Center

"Fuck that. I'm a man. I have three pairs of shoes."

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

IDS Center Crystal Court

"Wait. Who's they?"........ "Yeah, well, fuck they and all they bullshit."

Ramp C Elevator

"I've just been relying on potions because my guy doesn't have wind yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Level 12."