Block E Skyway

"I saw that, too! There's feces everywhere!"

Ridgedale Center

"Who gives a shit how many kids that son of a bitch has? Shiiiit, I don't."

Block E Starbucks

"...I'm a fucking rock star.....I fuck a lot of chicks.....yeah.....because I'm a fucking rock star."

4th & 1st Ave N

"Not so much a hard blow. But just bring it up to a soft blow. Yes. Just bring it right up to a soft blow. Yes. Soft. Then wait, because my wife will show up soon."

Downtown Target

"I'm pretty sure they know I don't have sex with men by now."

5th & Hennepin

"Great. I'll call you on Thursday. What was your first name again? Whao! Okay. I guess I can try to remember that."

Brackett Park

"We put a man on the moon but we can't get an IT guy down there!"

thanks to: Barrett Haroldson