Outside Block E Starbucks

"I had to reschedule my whole fucking day so I could be in court and you could do fuck-all."


thanks to: Joel Stacy

Gaviidae Common

"And that Denise...and that Denise...that bitch...she didn't give me no pills* neither. I don't care who you are, I'll kill a mutha fucka. Shit. Like dat bitch can't give up thirty or so pills*."

*pronounced peels.

Block E Skyway

"I saw that, too! There's feces everywhere!"

Ridgedale Center

"Who gives a shit how many kids that son of a bitch has? Shiiiit, I don't."

Block E Starbucks

"...I'm a fucking rock star.....I fuck a lot of chicks.....yeah.....because I'm a fucking rock star."

4th & 1st Ave N

"Not so much a hard blow. But just bring it up to a soft blow. Yes. Just bring it right up to a soft blow. Yes. Soft. Then wait, because my wife will show up soon."

Downtown Target

"I'm pretty sure they know I don't have sex with men by now."